About
Burbanked is my blog. I’m Alan Lopuszynski, a copywriter, former Hollywood D-guy and corporate drone based in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
I spent nearly a decade toiling in semi-obscurity in the development trenches of the Hollywood studio system, most of that time at Warner Bros. where I read roughly 14,238 screenplays and enjoyed about 20 of them. I played a small but critical - critical! - part in the development and production of about three movies.
At Burbanked, screenwriting is king, no celebrity is safe and much of the marketing of studio movies is crap.
Take a moment to review The Burbanked Basics - that is, a quickie look at the site’s content features and other bells and whistles. You’ll be damn glad you did!
Not content to work a strenuous day job and write smashingly fresh, witty and insightful movie critiques and pop culture diatribes, I also make myself available for freelance writing assignments great and small.
Perhaps you’re in a position to provide such opportunities. If so, you should know that I count among my capabilities:
- Web sites
- e-communications
- Blogs (no kidding!)
- SEO
- Advertising
- Retail catalogs
- Feature articles
- Capabilities brochures
- Corporate positioning statements
- Direct mail campaigns
- Newsletters
- Press releases
- Sales literature
- …and more
Feel free to visit alanlopuszynski.com to see my writing portfolio here
Contact Alan Lopuszynski for copywriting inquiries
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Thanks for reading! Now go see more movies in the theaters!

















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