Mildly amusing movie still juxtaposition #9. »

By Burbanked on Nov 21, 2008 in Featured, Movie Marketing 101, Movies  |  79 views  |  

Your challenge: create a movie title, high concept plot idea or one-sheet tagline in the comments below. It’s wicked fun!
If you’ve been hurtin’ for some prime Travolta action not satiated by the likes of Hairspray and Wild Hogs, you’re in luck. Bolt opens today. Knowing will explore Nicolas Cage’s creepy, paranoid, not at all overacting [...]

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Keira Knightley would like you to stop looking at her corset. Again. »

By Burbanked on Sep 7, 2008 in Celebrities, Movie Marketing 101, Movies, Newest  |  448 views  |  

This has really got to be the most unintentionally hilarious movie still I’ve ever seen. I’d Photoshop it somehow, but I don’t really know how to make it any more strange.It’s just so very, very sad, like Knightley is desperate not to be cast in any more of these overblown period pieces where she’ll be [...]

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Mildly amusing movie still juxtaposition #8. »

By Burbanked on Jul 23, 2008 in Movie Marketing 101, Movies  |  600 views  |  

The Women forces Debra Messing once again upon us on September 12th. The not-even-in-the-least irrelevant Friday the 13th remake arrives on February 13, 2009.
(Stills courtesy of RopeofSilicon.com - here and here)

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Mildly amusing movie still juxtaposition #7 - plus bonus caption contest! »

By Burbanked on Apr 23, 2008 in Henry Jones Jr., Movie Marketing 101, Movies  |  660 views  |  

Leave the least appropriate comment you can conjure down in the comments. No extra points given for tastefulness.
Made of Honor - if you’re desperate to know - assaults our sense on May 2nd. Indiana Jones opens May 22.
(Stills courtesy of RopeofSilicon.com - Made of Honor here and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal [...]

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I’m too bored with this movie still to even use an Australia cliché. »

By Burbanked on Mar 3, 2008 in Movie Marketing 101, Movies, Newest  |  962 views  |  

I realize how unfair it is to judge any kind of movie property based on a publicity still, but I see this image from Baz Luhrmann’s 2008 Oscar-wannabe Australia (borrowed from Hollywood Elsewhere) and I’m already feeling sleepy.

I’m not a fan of Luhrmann’s anyway, due to the headache I’ve had since 2001 when I was [...]

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Mildly amusing movie still juxtaposition #4. »

By Burbanked on Jan 31, 2008 in Celebrities, Movie Marketing 101, Movies  |  767 views  |  

My suggested caption: “Unfortunately, Brad’s split-second decision to kill the wrong zombie ushered in a new era of brain-dead Eva Longoria movies.”
What’s yours?
(Diary of the Dead and Over Her Dead Body stills courtesy of RopeofSilicon.com here and here)

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Mildly amusing movie still juxtaposition #2. »

By Burbanked on Aug 14, 2007 in Movie Marketing 101, Movies  |  1,171 views  |  

(Balls of Fury courtesy of RopeofSilicon.com. The Nines found on IGN)

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