A part of me finds this obnoxious movie spoiler kind of hilarious. »

Seriously: if you’re planning on seeing Marley & Me and you know nothing about the movie, DON’T read this post. Big spoiler here. Turn away. Or not.
I’m not sure what to make of this story from Film School Rejects in which a vandal in Los Angeles has taken it upon him/herself to spoil a rather [...]

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New Spider-Man 3 pictures and spoilers – including sky jitsu! »

An enterprising young lad with a screenname containing a few too many consonants has posted scans of an upcoming Premiere magazine cover article about Tobey Maguire, Sam Raimi and a whole buncha Spider-Man 3 story goodies.
The scans are posted in one of the Superhero Hype forums, and you’ll need to scroll a bit past the [...]

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Watch the trailer for Halle Berry’s Perfect Stranger – and play “Choose Your Spoiler”®! »

Halle Berry adds another Hackneyed Movie Choice® to her resume in 2007 with the spring release of Perfect Stranger, an Internet Thriller® in which she investigates the death of her Perhaps Not So Innocent Friend® who disappeared soon after consorting with a Wealthy Controlling Sociopath® played by Bruce Willis. Cinematical points us in the direction [...]

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Every time a bell rings, a movie marketing department goes way too far. »

If you read this space at all, you know that we love us some Superman Returns here at Burbanked. We’re very excited to see Bryan Singer’s old/new take on the material, and opening day can’t get here fast enough. Just click here or on the picture above to see a new international trailer, which includes [...]

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Show of hands: who thinks we’ve already seen too much of X-Men: The Last Stand? »

It’s understandable that Fox and company want to hype this thing until we’re desperate and breathless, sleeping on the sidewalk – resplendent in too-tight black leather and plastic retractable claws – outside our multiplex waiting for the movie to open. But golly, it sure feels like we’ve seen the entire thing already.
A quick tally:

We’ve got [...]

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Not breaking! Spider-Man 3 secrets not really revealed! »

There really should be some sort of disclaimer for news that’s being released far, far, too far in advance of the big event it’s preceding – something to let you know the true informational value of a given item so that you don’t waste your time, you know, reading it.
Oh, right. That’s what blogs are [...]

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