What a bummer.

“But then they proceed to vomit out a movie so thoroughly incomprehensible and complicated that it can do nothing but bore/ alienate/ lobotomize kids everywhere. I will not attempt to summarize it simply because it cannot be understood. I defy anyone to completely explain this film that isn’t either the Wachowski Brothers or [...]

You wouldn’t be reading this right now if you didn’t have some kind of a passion for blogging as a writer yourself or as a reader of the format. With that in mind, ask yourself this question: do you get more of a thrill out of writing your own site, posting and sparking a discussion [...]

About two weeks ago, I was preparing to head out to the movies, and to help me choose my best bet for a presumptive award-winning movie, I asked for your help. You told me to go see There Will Be Blood, and I did exactly as you asked.
Part of my disadvantage of seeing movies 1) [...]

This just BEGS to be the quote of the day, from a review by Capone at AICN:

OVER HER DEAD BODY plays out about as predictably as a child’s color-by-number paint set, and I spent the entire film going back and forth between bored and angry. If that sounds appealing to you, go to hell, and [...]

If you visit Burbanked with any regularity, you’ve probably figured out by now that I don’t write many movie reviews. I always thought I would populate this site with regular reviews, but the fact is that I go out to the movies with much less regularity than I’d like, so it’s been difficult to structure [...]

Gosh, it doesn’t even feel like it was that long ago that I was narrowing down the crowded summer movie season to a mere 10 films that I was itching to see. Now here we are in the post-Labor Day movie season where our entertainment choices have been reduced to The Wicker Man or, perhaps, [...]

Check the news tomorrow to read about at least two movie reviewers somewhere who have spontaneously combusted. It’s the inevitable result of expending so much energy to conjure original puns for Click, Adam Sandler’s more or less sucktastically reviewed movie which begins assaulting moviegoers today.
In the interest of retaining our status as your One! Stop! [...]