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“Hello, this is Walter Koenig calling. Is Warren available? Yes, of course.”
“Hi, Warren. Yeah, great. Listen, I appreciate all the press notices I’m getting for agreeing to stand in as George’s best man at his gay wedding – ”
“That’s okay, it’s his event, he’s the bride – ”
“No I didn’t.”
“Anyway, what I was wondering [...]

OVER BLACK: “Nine months ago…”
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“Hello, this is Morgan Freeman. When I first answered the phone today, I didn’t think much of it. The truth is, it could have been anyone on the other end of that line; I just didn’t want to know. That was my first impression of that call.”
“Oh, hi, Warren, sorry [...]

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“Hi, this is Chandos calling from Halle Berry’s office. Is Warren available? Thank you. Yes, Warren, hello. Please hold for Ms. Halle Berry.”
click.
“Hi, Warren. Well, to be honest I’m feeling a bit confused. I see this note that you want me to attend the People’s Choice Awards next week.”
“Well, is that the award where [...]

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“Yes, hello, this is Keira Knightley here talking to you on the phone now.”
“Why, yes, Warren, how are you?” pause. “I’m sorry…?”
“Yes, and Warren – how do I know you again? What is it that you do?”
“OH! You’re Publicity Warren. That’s right. I was thinking that you were the Warren who cuts the crusts [...]

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“Yeah, Warren? Hey, this is David.” pause.
“It’s David Copperfield.”
“The magician David Copperfield. Listen, I’m in Florida and you won’t believe what just happened. I got robbed at gunpoint with my two assistants and listen to what I did – I FAKED OUT THE BURGLARS by pretending that my pockets were empty! Yeah! It was [...]