In an industry like Hollywood where once-famous actors and actresses are thrown upon the heap of public boredom; where today’s hotshot agent can’t get anyone on the phone tomorrow; where crafty and clever screenwriters, having failed to score multi-million dollar spec sales, are stacked on the bottom of a low-level development executive’s weekend read list; [...]

…because, in all the excitement, she never got around to generating an actual, genuine-looking smile.

Look, Keira, we get the whole “I have terrific cheekbones” thing that you’ve read about yourself eight dozen times. We know that coming across as sunken, aloof and reserved is, for reasons that have been created far outside the boundaries of [...]