Day One: The Impossible Truth Behind Snake Plissken’s Eye Patch. »

It was an entire week ago – that’s just short of “forever” in blog-years – that my ever-lovin’ pal Piper at Lazy Eye Theatre meme’d me up but good with the following assignment:

Explain to the world The Impossible Truth Behind Snake Plissken’s Eye-Patch. Could be a one word sentence or could be a seven page [...]

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Tagged by the Alphabet Movie Meme: this time it’s personal. »

See, this is what the blogging mindset does to you: just because my pal Piper tagged me with this Alphabet Meme nearly a week ago – which is roughly four months in blogging years – I feel haunted and vexed and tormented to respond, despite the fact that I’ve been unable to craft an exciting, [...]

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Pray for Pipermary’s baby. »

On October 1, Evil Eye Theatre will be born. One whole month of horror-inspired rottenness and misery.And may God have mercy on our souls.

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I’ve been tagged by The 12 Movies Meme. »

Leave it to my blog-pal Piper to roust me out of the too-much-working, non-blogging malaise I’ve been experiencing lately by tagging me with one of his ever-loving movie memes. What a rascal!
In Lazy Eye Theatre’s 12 Movies Meme, Piper challenges me and a handful of others to program two weeks’ worth of movies if we [...]

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Thank you, Eddie Murphy. All is forgiven. »

Finally, some good news coming out of Hollywood! I just read today that a revolutionary new technology has been created to help moviegoers stop feeling so bad about spending money for substandard product at the theater. You know I’m a big fan of spending my movie money wisely, so I just had to share this [...]

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EXCLUSIVE: Boffo “Smart” Makes H’w'd Remake “Happy” »

Hollywood has reacted quickly to the worldwide blockbuster weekend success of Get Smart with a huge announcement that Sony has secured the remake rights to classic TV skein Happy Days. John Davis of Davis Entertainment (Daddy Day Camp, Norbit, Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties, Fat Albert) will produce for Sony who will distrib after [...]

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Dear Sharon Stone: »

Hi, Sharon Stone. It’s me, Burbanked. I figured, as a fellow western Pennsylvanian and an accredited member of the burgeoning Pittsburgh film bloggers community, I would take the initiative to reach out and bestow upon you the kind of true kindness that only kind people can give so freely and kindly.
Sharon Stone, it’s time for [...]

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