It was an entire week ago – that’s just short of “forever” in blog-years – that my ever-lovin’ pal Piper at Lazy Eye Theatre meme’d me up but good with the following assignment:

Explain to the world The Impossible Truth Behind Snake Plissken’s Eye-Patch. Could be a one word sentence or could be a seven page [...]

Let’s recap: several days ago Kurt Russell, when asked his opinion of the Escape from New York remake that had been announced, reacted with anger, profanity and more than a little bit of Macho Actor Ego Bravado. And now, just a day or so later, Russell seems to have been reined back from the angry [...]

Hearing what we’re about to tell you may just shake your entire belief system to its core, but we feel that you’re mature and responsible enough to handle it, so here it goes:
Some things in Hollywood are not real. They’re, you know, fake.
Okay. Still with us? We apologize for throwing the harsh, bitter water of [...]