I pretty much got nothin’ in the way of actual movie news or insight this week, folks, so instead please enjoy Burbanked’s First Annual Christmas Elf Dance-Tacular:

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

(made at the ever-terrific JibJab; found via SpoutBlog)

We suppose that the ultimate irony is that 98% of the news lately about Tom and Katie’s impending parenthood has centered around the zany Scientology rules about silent birth – and of course this will likely be the noisiest freaking birth for a couple of decades. It’s become the Muffled Birthing Scream Heard ‘Round the [...]

Ordinarily, Burbanked prefers to steer clear of the zany goings-on of what passes for religion in Hollywood. Sure, we may allude in some small way to this wacky celebrity or that one whose pursuit of the spiritual has reached new heights of publicity overload, but we do try, in most cases, to let such matters [...]