Good day to you and welcome to Burbanked’s first instructional for 2009, A Beginner’s Guide to Comparative Celebrities. In these confusing days of cookie-cutter Hollywood films, with all of the remakes and sequels and reboots and fighting robot movies and fantastically over-edited action claptrap, you have probably become confused and disoriented by a complete inability [...]

Please please please oh please tell me that Jessica Alba’s upcoming movie The Eye will have this wonderfully clichéd scene in it in which she – as one of those Physically Challenged, Wise And Sublimely Prescient Movie Characters© – casually rescues some clueless skateboarding dope from getting run over by a bus.
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(still from The Invasion courtesy of Yahoo! Movies. The Eye still found on Bloody-Disgusting.com)

Take a bunch of celebrity quotes out of context, mix ‘em all up so that they’re either incomprehensible or deviantly amusing and what have you got? Why, it’s the becoming-ever-more-famous-in-my-fantasies Burbanked McBlockquote Interview!
Today we’ve got a special treat: it’s the first McBlockquote Roundtable in which we listen in as a handful of idiot summer [...]