Pray for Pipermary’s baby. »

On October 1, Evil Eye Theatre will be born. One whole month of horror-inspired rottenness and misery.And may God have mercy on our souls.

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On the 3rd Day of Halloween, a comedian who just kills. »

Just a quickie today, folks – but it’s a good quickie.
Saw this on Miss Cellania recently and nearly giggled my brains off. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Zombie Comedian:

I really could have included this in the evil animated short film festival from two days ago, I suppose. But then I wouldn’t have a simple [...]

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On the 4th Day of Halloween, fun with celebrity dress-up. »

Can you feel it? We’re getting closer to Halloween, and your thoughts should be turning now to creating the very best costume ever this year. Just remember that you’d never see your favorite Hollywood celebrities showing up to their fancy-shmancy parties dressed as a “bum” or a “ghost” or “static cling” or something lame like [...]

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On the 5th Day of Halloween, some animated short films of pure evil. »

Found a handful of these over the last week or so, and my mom always taught me to share, even when it meant sharing things dripping with the stench of filthy, rotting wickedness. Okay, they might not be quite that bad. But they’re unsettling; a few are bit graphic; perhaps NSFW; and all – in [...]

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On the 6th Day of Halloween, who can mix it with love and make the world taste good? Burbanked can. »

Without candy, Halloween is just another day in corporate America when people dress up in outfits both scary and horrible, indulging their dark passions for pagan rituals and cruel practical jokes that involve eggs, fire and blood.
What, like that doesn’t go on at your office?
So join us as we take a wild, sugar-high ride through [...]

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On the 7th day of Halloween, Burbanked asks “What if…?” »

What if Gene Hackman had played Hannibal Lecter?
What if New Line Studios had never made A Nightmare On Elm Street?
What if, upon hearing from Palpatine that he himself murdered Padme, the newly-behelmeted Darth Vader simply paused…and then, in the rich, evil baritone of the Vader we know he’ll become, simply said “So be it.”
What if [...]

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On the 9th Day of Halloween, some quotables from the dead. »

In Hollywood movies, everyone is clever. This is, in large part, why it’s fun to go to the movies, because we’re lead to think that anyone can be funny, insightful or eloquent at the drop of a hat. We immediately identify with that wisecracking doorman or sage-like hobo or sarcastic checkout girl, believing that all [...]

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