ring-ring. ring-ring.
“Hi, this is Chandos calling from Halle Berry’s office. Is Warren available? Thank you. Yes, Warren, hello. Please hold for Ms. Halle Berry.”
click.
“Hi, Warren. Well, to be honest I’m feeling a bit confused. I see this note that you want me to attend the People’s Choice Awards next week.”
“Well, is that the award where [...]

Halle Berry adds another Hackneyed Movie Choice® to her resume in 2007 with the spring release of Perfect Stranger, an Internet Thriller® in which she investigates the death of her Perhaps Not So Innocent Friend® who disappeared soon after consorting with a Wealthy Controlling Sociopath® played by Bruce Willis. Cinematical points us in the direction [...]

It’s understandable that Fox and company want to hype this thing until we’re desperate and breathless, sleeping on the sidewalk – resplendent in too-tight black leather and plastic retractable claws – outside our multiplex waiting for the movie to open. But golly, it sure feels like we’ve seen the entire thing already.
A quick tally:

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