I am a walking movie cliché. »

By Burbanked on Jul 10, 2008 in Blogging, Movies, Off the Rails  |  1,015 views  |  

I am a fish out of water.
I am an everyman.
My wife and I met cute.
There’s no place like my home.
I’m getting a lot more than I bargained for.
My life is based on a true story.
I play fast and loose with the rules.
I tend to think that things are quiet. A little too quiet.
My kids are [...]

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Jessica Alba will rescue you from movie clichés. »

By Burbanked on Aug 22, 2007 in Celebrities, Movies, Screenwriting  |  11,489 views  |  

Please please please oh please tell me that Jessica Alba’s upcoming movie The Eye will have this wonderfully clichéd scene in it in which she - as one of those Physically Challenged, Wise And Sublimely Prescient Movie Characters© - casually rescues some clueless skateboarding dope from getting run over by a bus.
Click the dopey [...]

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Watch the trailer for Halle Berry’s Perfect Stranger - and play “Choose Your Spoiler”®! »

By Burbanked on Dec 12, 2006 in Celebrities, Movie Marketing 101, Movies, Trailers  |  3,219 views  |  

Halle Berry adds another Hackneyed Movie Choice® to her resume in 2007 with the spring release of Perfect Stranger, an Internet Thriller® in which she investigates the death of her Perhaps Not So Innocent Friend® who disappeared soon after consorting with a Wealthy Controlling Sociopath® played by Bruce Willis. Cinematical points us in the direction [...]

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