I was commuting home in the blistering 90° heat in my tragically A/C-impaired car yesterday when I decided to focus in on the droning coming from the radio so as to alleviate the feverish hallucinations that are unique to the combination of heatstroke and the effects of an ordinary soul-killing day in Corporate America.
The radio [...]

It’s really a shame that Sony chose not to put the Spider-Man World Trade Center teaser onto the DVD the first time around. I can’t remember if this clip made its way onto any subsequent release – I really try to limit my DVD purchases to one copy per movie – but the teaser may [...]

I recently read that Jim Cameron’s Aliens had a budget of under $20 million. Hey, that’s amazing because we’re living in a post-Superman Returns, $250+++ million world, right? But Cameron’s original Terminator cost about $6.4 million to make. That’s roughly the pricetag on Bryan Singer’s porta-potty this last time out.
So I would imagine that when [...]

Honestly? I didn’t really like this movie the first time I saw it. Maybe I didn’t “get” it, maybe I wasn’t in the right frame of mind (mine or anyone else’s), but I just didn’t enjoy myself all that much watching it. As the years go by, however, and I find myself revisiting Malkovich, it [...]

If you’ve visited Burbanked with any kind of regularity, you know two things: a) I really love me some trailers and b) I really love to get all angry and grouchy when I think they’ve spoiled the movie. Trailers these days all seem to follow a predefined marketing path of mediocrity: show all the good [...]

Say, is it the end of the year and nobody told us? Because we’ve suddenly started seeing a bunch of top-10 kinds of lists, which usually indicate one of two things: it’s December; or no celebrity has recently had, adopted, announced the conception of, misplaced in a parking lot, or defended their raising of, their [...]