Hollywood’s celebrity actors enjoy fame, piles of money, truckloads of scripts for underlings to read, and regular infusions of narcotics legal, psychological or otherwise that feed particular narcissistic addictions. They keep the showbiz hype machine greased up and moving along with flack-placed stories about personal exploits, wacky political opinions, daftly-named offspring and more.
But what happens [...]

As we click merrily across the Web this week, a single thought occurs: why isn’t anyone reporting on the Academy Awards? Here we are barely a week removed and Nikki Finke’s already given Ebert the final word? And the societal analyses of our best-picture-voting fears have all been put to rest? Therefore, today’s Mission: Hollywood [...]