Who, exactly, Wanted a Matrix rip-off? »

I’m sort of amazed by the fact that a lot of movie sites are featuring this new trailer for the Angelina Jolie/James McAvoy actioner Wanted without offering comment on its many, seemingly directly influenced, The Matrix-like story elements. And when they do mention it, they often come across like the comparison is a positive thing. [...]

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Put your feet up, turn off your brain and take the Burbanked Lowbrow Cinema Poll. »

There’s a great movie poll today at the excellent Awards Daily blog soliciting readers’ votes as to the 5 Most Anticipated Movies for the remainder of 2007. And while it’s certainly admirable to celebrate Oscar-caliber movies, my own personal tastes often lean toward more unrefined, lowbrow, less intellectual and – perhaps – puddinghead-type movies.
So [...]

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For Michael Bay, some gentle advice. »

Yesterday as I was scrubbing out the nozzles of my flamethrower, I came across a post from IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com in which we see “actress” Megan Fox doing the pouty thing at a foreign movie premiere while something grizzled and creaky that kind of resembles Michael Bay is propped up next to her.
Is this really Michael Bay? [...]

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How to recruit young American soldiers to fight and die – Bay-style! »

In a rare and wondrous alignment of the planets this past weekend, I got out to the movies to see an actual first-run-in-the- theater film.

Prior to showtime, somewhere in the 32-minute mark of pre-trailer commercials, the recruitment piece seen here ran.

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Pop quiz, hotshot – how well do you know your Michael Bay? »

Of course the big news yesterday was the release of a new trailer for the extra-big summer extravaganza movie Transformers. Sure to put the Geekformers into a weekend-long bleary-eyed tizzy, the trailer is appropriately quick-cut, stirringly scored and has some very delightful action beats.
But it’s also a great opportunity for us to take a moment [...]

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When exactly was it that John McClane got super powers? »

I don’t know about you, but I was always a John McClane fan, right from the very beginning – the very day – when I left the theater in that hot July of 1988 in Upstate New York. I was hooked and forever changed. The seeds that Star Wars and Raiders had planted in me [...]

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