Ok, clearly my kids I need to get a bit more creative with my Lego-play, because I never would have conjured up anything close to this level of wonderawesomeness:(image via Sad Old Biker on Flickr; found on the awesome Distracted by Star Wars)
Of course, there are eighteen dozen movies coming out this summer, and some [...]

GREAT news, fans of wacky secret agent rom-com movies: Hollywood plans to slake your greedy lust for action comedies in the summer of 2010 with not just one, but TWO not-at-all derivative, high-concept, would-be blockbusters. Take a look:

But maybe I’m being too harsh. Clearly these two movies have a lot to differentiate them:

Killers
Knight and Day

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The trailer for this May’s Apatow-lite romcom She’s Out of My League certainly won’t change anyone’s life with its overly familiar meet-cute, unlikely-romance, guys-humiliating-each-other, schlubby-dudes-deserve-love-too, embarrassing-sex-jokes sensibilities, but I have to say that I was impressed with the sheer amount of Pittsburgh-love that the clip shows. Someone in the Pittsburgh Film Office should probably get [...]

Sam Mendes has all the makings of a director I should love – but somehow I just don’t. Road to Perdition is one of those movies that I always “mean” to watch, yet never quite get there. I truly couldn’t stand American Beauty and Revolutionary Road looked good, but then negative buzz about the movie [...]

I know I haven’t been ’round these parts too much lately – life, once again, has a way of making even my beloved blogging take a back seat in another car, speeding away on a rural road in the next county over – but Public Enemies is a Michael Mann film. With Depp and Bale. [...]

Blogging’s been in the backseat lately, because life has taken a turn for the hectic and my priorities have had to shift a bit for the immediate future.
But still. When I come across such a pathetically predictable and awful trailer such as that for Ghosts of Girlfriends Past starring Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Garner, it’s [...]

Good day to you and welcome to Burbanked’s first instructional for 2009, A Beginner’s Guide to Comparative Celebrities. In these confusing days of cookie-cutter Hollywood films, with all of the remakes and sequels and reboots and fighting robot movies and fantastically over-edited action claptrap, you have probably become confused and disoriented by a complete inability [...]