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Indiana Jones and the Revenge of the Darabont Draft. »

As I’ve mentioned and speculated again, writer-director Frank Darabont’s rejected Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods draft has reached near-mythic heights of speculation around the bloguverse over the last year or so by fanboys such as myself who wondered why Lucas rejected it and what would come of the final product.
Of course, now [...]

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My desperate need to retain positive Indiana Jones memories continues… »

Best. Toy. Ever? Having three boys and being something of a textbook case in stunted emotional development, it’s not at all rare for me to play with and even covet some of their cool toys. But this Indiana Jones Whip, recently gifted to Sonny Corleone at his fifth birthday party, is something spectacular indeed. Yes, [...]

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Indiana Jones and the Boring Review That I’m Too Sad To Create A Clever Title For. »

I’m about to lead off with a spoiler, so if you haven’t seen the movie, don’t read this article.
There’s a scene right after the extended opening sequence of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull that, I thought, was the best, most perfect jumping-off point for what was to come and I was [...]

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The Dark Knight is all about the chaos, baby. »

This is all the convincing I need that Warner Bros. and Christopher Nolan have absolutely figured out how to bring innovation and excitement back to the way movies are marketed. Please go ahead and click on that one-sheet; make it bigger, drink in that red and orange fire, read that frigging great tagline again. Then [...]

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Mildly amusing movie still juxtaposition #7 - plus bonus caption contest! »

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Made of Honor - if you’re desperate to know - assaults our sense on May 2nd. Indiana Jones opens May 22.
(Stills courtesy of RopeofSilicon.com - Made of Honor here and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal [...]

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Indiana Jones and the Overly Obvious Plot Conventions »

But Jones would realize too late that the cleric had deliberately lied to him. Tasting the primordial goo of the Mystical Orb of the Jade Serpent did not grant renewed health and heightened awareness - only madness and, ironically, rampant alcoholism instead. On this day, fortune and glory would come at a tragic cost indeed.
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Just how many copywriters were harmed in the creation of the Indiana Jones one-sheet? »

Unlike last time, I don’t plan to get all negative and cranky about the new Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull one-sheet that most of my blogging colleagues have already ranted and raved about. After all, this is a terrific poster, completely in line with those created by Drew Struzan for the [...]

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