SHOCKING news: As reported by Michael Bay, a recent screening of the new Michael Bay movie which included Steven Spielberg and Michael Bay went great! Not only did the director of Crystal Skull find Michael Bay’s movie to be “awesome”, but in Michael Bay’s opinion, Spielberg might even feel that the movie is perhaps Michael [...]

Seriously? This peculiar Mickey Mouse toy, in all of its obscurely-motivated, cross-promotional, outright oddballness, makes more sense to me than anything that happened in Michael Bay’s Transformers.If 2009’s Transformers: Revenge of the Idiotic Plot Contrivances ends up having anything as cleanly-designed and simply recognizable as Mickey here, I promise to throw away all the “Michael [...]

There’s been a whole lot of breathless squabbling going on about the announcement from Universal that they’re planning to add a “Transformers” ride attraction to their theme parks in Singapore and Hollywood. And while some may view this as good news to fans of overpriced amusements worldwide, I think you deserve to know the real [...]

It wasn’t so long ago when Hollywood was collectively freaking out, on a daily basis, about the “shrinking theatrical window” and the doomsday-like predictions of “day-and-date” movie distribution. Now that 2008 has seen the revitalizing effects of a few theatrical blockbusters – specifically in Iron Man and The Dark Knight – it looks like Hollywood [...]

I had planned to write nothing on this site about next summer’s crapquel Transformers: Rise of the Bile. After all, my one-blog army that took on Michael Bay and the Geekformers in 2007 had surprisingly little impact on that movie’s box office results, so I had begun to think that the Allspark-like power of my [...]

Remember a few weeks ago when I suggested a new bloguverse game/meme/time-waster called Blogophone? The concept was to work like this: 1) I create a message and tag it to a single blogger. 2) That blogger interprets my message and repeats it on their site, changed or not. 3) The second blogger sends the message [...]

I was pretty much going to leave Michael Bay and his idiotic Transformers movie alone for a while after getting it off my chest yesterday, but now I come across Transformers: The Abridged Script at the wonderfully acerbic The Editing Room blog where movies are boiled down to their most sarcastic essentials and reprinted in [...]