Mildly amusing movie still juxtaposition #9.
By Burbanked on Nov 21, 2008 in Movie Marketing 101, Movies | 1,429 views |
Your challenge: create a movie title, high concept plot idea or one-sheet tagline in the comments below. It’s wicked fun!
If you’ve been hurtin’ for some prime Travolta action not satiated by the likes of Hairspray and Wild Hogs, you’re in luck. Bolt opens today. Knowing will explore Nicolas Cage’s creepy, paranoid, not at all overacting side next March 20th.
(Knowing still courtesy of RopeofSilicon.com here)
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Fletch | Nov 21, 2008 | Reply
Flubber 2.
Sulu at the Helm | Nov 21, 2008 | Reply
I’m too afraid to make a comment. Odd are, Hollywood will make the film and Cage will star in it. I must be getting really, really, old. I remember a day when I used to look forward to his movies.
Burbanked | Nov 21, 2008 | Reply
@Fletch: nice. Unexpected!
@SATH: C’mon, live dangerously. Here, I’ll tempt fate:
National Treasure 3: Orb of the Rodent
Too too Badeenie | Nov 21, 2008 | Reply
That cat in da bubble, he looka likes my old cat. he died at 17. He was a good cat.got a lot of mice n his short time. I always wantde him to be majic, but he wasn’t. That Nick Cage dude. I bets he gets himself alot of women.
Burbanked | Nov 23, 2008 | Reply
@Too too: Sorry to hear about your cat. I’ve got one that likes to chew mice in half. Other than that, I can’t figure out what possible utility she provides to the world. But, maybe that one thing is enough. I suppose magic is where you find it.
Or where Nicolas Cage has found it. He’s magic like an elf.
Scott | Nov 23, 2008 | Reply
Harry Potter and The Pet Wars
Sulu at the Helm | Nov 24, 2008 | Reply
Ok. I’ll dive in, and this is awful. Hollywood actor. Check. Hamster ins a bubble behind him. Check. I said HAMSTER in a bubble BEHIND him. Obviously, this should be called Leaving Los Anus.
Burbanked | Nov 24, 2008 | Reply
@Sulu: Sure am glad I asked. The good news is, I don’t think you have to worry about Hollywood making that one. Maybe in the San Fernando valley, but not Hollywood.
Too too Badeenie | Nov 24, 2008 | Reply
Is this sulu some kinda sicko? And it’s a kitty.
Too too Badeenie | Nov 25, 2008 | Reply
Happy Thanskgiving kitty. God, I love you. I like movies too. I am thnakful for Burbanked. You allow me to be me.
Burbanked | Nov 26, 2008 | Reply
Glad to be here for you, Too too. Happy Thanksgiving to you and all the kitties out there.
matt | Mar 31, 2009 | Reply
IT’S A HAMSTER — Maybe you should try watching the movie!!!
Saint | Apr 5, 2009 | Reply
I could not make this up if I tried. An actual upcoming Nic Cage film:
“A specially trained squad of guinea pigs is dispatched to stop a diabolical billionaire from taking over the world.”
P.S. You should use your clairvoyant Photoshop powers for good, Alan.