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By Burbanked on Apr 23, 2008 in Henry Jones Jr., Movie Marketing 101, Movies | 661 views |

dr. jones, i wish i knew how to quit you Leave the least appropriate comment you can conjure down in the comments. No extra points given for tastefulness.

Made of Honor - if you’re desperate to know - assaults our sense on May 2nd. Indiana Jones opens May 22.

(Stills courtesy of RopeofSilicon.com - Made of Honor here and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull here)

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MC | Apr 23, 2008 | Reply

An early promo shot for Indiana Jones and the Pity Handjob?
Burbanked | Apr 23, 2008 | Reply

*spits coffee across room*

Nice, Matt. Very nice.
DougJ | Apr 25, 2008 | Reply

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11.20.2008Dedicated screenwriting 101 here: From an interview with Harrison Ford on the MTV Movies Blog in which the inevitability of another Indiana Jones movie is mentioned:
MTV: Is the ball in George’s court at this point? Ford: It is. That’s the process. With some general input he goes off and searches for the MacGuffin and then stumbles into a story. And at some point we have a chance to take a look at and give some input.
Now granted this is Ford’s opinion of Lucas’ “creative process”, yet still: when one of the three principals of the Indiana Jones legacy classifies the story creation process as a haphazard, one-man effort that only superficially seeks outside input, it’s hard not to feel frustrated. Not surprised, just frustrated. Dear Mr. Spielberg: please put your foot down and either demand a coherent story or walk away. Just do us all a favor, could you? Maybe? (found via FilmDrunk)
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10.23.2008What an excellent tribute to the late great movie voiceover guy Don LaFontaine. No need for more words, because the Voice already says it all:See more funny videos at Funny or Die (5)