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The Fred Claus one-sheet lands on Burbanked’s “stupid” list.

you're not money and you don't even know itChris at Movie Marketing Madness is, as usual, right – this Fred Claus one-sheet is better than the teaser poster, if only because we’re not subjected here to a massively creepy, all-seeing and perversely staring eyeball of Vince Vaughn. I think that we can all agree to be grateful for that.

And while the image on this one-sheet is certainly fun and captures the happy-go-lucky spirit of the movie, I don’t feel very jingle-belly about the poster’s tagline:

Christmas comes once every year, but this holiday season Santa’s brother is coming along for the ride.

*pause as we wait for chuckles, nervous throat-clearing or shuffling of feet from the audience*

I suppose if we expect nothing more from a movie poster tagline than to tell us the premise of the movie, this one succeeds like gangbusters. But if we’re looking for cleverness, for a hook, for some kind of provocative suggestion of the humor or character or feeling of whimsy that the movie will evoke, this lazy piece of crap really lets us down.

Oh, I just got it! “…coming along for the ride” – and he’s riding a Big Wheel!

Okay. Well. Nope, I still hate it.

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  1. Ray | Sep 24, 2007 | Reply

    Vince Vaughn annoys me slightly. He reminds me of that horrible Matthew Perry character from “Friends.” You know the guy … the one that stands around and makes “hilarious” quips off the top of his head, despite the fact that they have obviously been polished to a fine sheen by twelve writers.

    So looking at his huge head with that weird, slightly-retarded smile on his face makes me a little uneasy.

    http://www.therecshow.com

  2. Piper | Sep 24, 2007 | Reply

    Vince Vaughn is a heroine addict and this is the equivalent of him performing cheap blow jobs in an alley for his next hit.

    I always thought Vaughn was great. I think I was wrong.

  3. Ray | Sep 24, 2007 | Reply

    Agreed, Piper.

  4. KC | Sep 26, 2007 | Reply

    Why does this happen to so many actors? They have a brilliant streak of movies, and then…they falter.

    It’s very upsetting. I’m a big fan of Vaughn, but this makes me question everything I’ve ever believed in. However, I still wouldn’t compare him to Matthew Perry from “Friends,” Ray. That’s just rough.

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