My young son has watched Star Wars for the first time.
By Burbanked on May 24, 2007 in Blogging, Movies | 2,088 views |
In celebration of the 30th anniversary of the original film, today begins the Star Wars Blog-A-Thon hosted over at the great Edward Copeland On Film blog. Head over there all weekend for what will no doubt be a galaxy-sized treasure trove of rants, reviews, reveries and other spectacular writings on all things Force-related.
You may recall that I solicited reader input several weeks ago as I contemplated watching SW with my eldest son Tom Hagen (did I actually name my son Tom Hagen?). I had pretty much decided already that we’d watch it, and your answers to the poll supported that - 54% agreed that Tom Hagen would be old enough to enjoy the movie, even in light of the fact that he’s a good 3-4 years younger than I was when I saw it for the first time.
Tom Hagen is a funny kid when it comes to watching movies. He tends to sit there, rapt with attention, silently taking it all in as we watch. He doesn’t react - doesn’t laugh, doesn’t jump up or smile or anything. It’s as if he feels the need to concentrate very intently, and sometimes this movie-watching demeanor leads me to believe that he either doesn’t like the movie or he’s terrified by it.
But give him a day or two and he overflows with observations. This has happened with a few other movies we’ve watched together - he’ll watch the movie in complete silence and then in the days to follow he keeps bringing it up, remembering little bits and pieces as well as his thoughts. That’s how I know that he liked a movie - because he’ll just keep talking about it.
And, of course, he’ll want to watch it again. Or, in the case of Star Wars, he’s now very eager to watch the rest of the series.
A few days following our special SW home theater screening, Tom Hagen and I sat down to chat about it. After the jump, I’d like to share his impressions with you - in his words - in which we can see some rather astute observations (what did you think, I’d tell you my kid wasn’t an astute genius?) on character, plotting and proper pet care for a Wookie.
Burbanked: So how did you like Star Wars?
Tom Hagen: I liked it. It was great - I LOVED it. Actually, now I can be like all the other kids in my class when they make all that Star Wars stuff. The ships and stuff out of Legos.
Did you talk to your friends about how we watched it?
Yeah. I kept saying to them that he struck Obi Wan Kenobi down and he comes back in the next movie, but they keep saying “No he doesn’t. No he doesn’t. He doesn’t come back in the next movie; he comes back in the sixth movie.”
Who was your favorite character in the movie?
Actually, it’s R2D2. I like him the most because he beeps instead of talks.
What did you think the first time you saw Darth Vader?
Only that part I thought was a little bit scary. When he came in and then he started walking. And when he stopped walking I stopped being scared.
What do you think he is, exactly: a robot? Human? Alien?
A lot of people in my class say that Darth Vader was a man and he fell into a volcano. Black stuff went on him and then he put buttons on himself.
What’s up with Princess Leia’s hairstyle?
That I thought was strange. Actually, I think it was more and more normal like a princess.
Do you think that the movie would have been better if the characters had talked more about the geo-political struggle between the Galactic Empire and the Rebel Alliance?
No. I think it was great the way it was.
If you could have anything from Star Wars as a toy, what would it be?
I would want to have that ship that Luke and all the others blew up the Death Star with. The one that’s kind of round with the blue fire.
Tell me what you think The Force is.
It’s good luck and be strong and stuff like that. Don’t let your ship explode.
Why do you think Han Solo shot that alien in the bar?
He just didn’t like the alien.
But Han Solo is a good guy, right? Why would he do that?
Because that alien just didn’t like him. He was talking very meanly to him. Like, “It’s too late to see my boss…”
What would you do if you had a pet like Chewbacca?
I don’t know. I don’t think I would want him. I think he would be too much to handle. And for a litter box, I don’t even know what to give him.
I swear that was his actual response. I’ve never been so proud.
Who would you rather be - Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Luke. He was nicer to the princess. Han Solo didn’t really want to go until he heard about the reward, but Luke didn’t want the reward. He wanted to save the princess.
But do you think that maybe Han Solo actually kind of likes her, deep down?
Um…no.
This is the moment that Tom Hagen classifies as his favorite in the movie - which probably is a reaction to the tension that builds up throughout this sequence and culminates in Luke making a “one in a million” shot. It’s interesting to note, however, that at first he didn’t realize that it was the Death Star that exploded; because of the way this sequence is plotted with the ticking-clock countdown to the possible destruction of the Rebel base, he thought for a moment that it was the Rebels, and not the Death Star, who explode after this moment. He was relieved to learn otherwise.
What do you think is better: a blaster or a light saber?
Light saber.
What if, at the end when the Death Star is destroyed, they had shown Darth Vader and he shook his fists in the air and said “NOOOOOOOOOO!” and then cried like a little baby?
I would have smacked my head.
What? Why?
I think that would be crazy. I think for Darth Vader to do that - I mean, he’s a really, really bad guy. He was actually really mean. I would think that he would just want to try again because he’s a really, really bad guy.
Do you think your little brothers are old enough to watch Star Wars?
No. Because at first when I tell [Sonny] about Shrek movies, he gets scared.
What part don’t you think he’d like?
He says he doesn’t like the cat part, where the cat shows up. With the sword.
Oh, I was talking about Star Wars.
I think the part…all of it.




Dedicated screenwriting 101 here: From an interview with Harrison Ford on the MTV Movies Blog in which the inevitability of another Indiana Jones movie is mentioned:
How do I get out of this? I love going to the movies with my boys, opening up their minds to the great pleasures of cinema and all that, but this is a hard one. Please help me: do I suck it up and just go, or can anyone out there provide me with a plausible, kind-hearted, permanent way out? (












Pooman | May 25, 2007 | Reply
hahaha. adorable. I can’t wait to show my son Star Wars for the first time!
Ray | May 25, 2007 | Reply
Brilliant question:
“Do you think that the movie would have been better if the characters had talked more about the geo-political struggle between the Galactic Empire and the Rebel Alliance?”
In fact, I need to work that into the daily poll, in celebration of the anniversary.
Sulu at the Helm | May 25, 2007 | Reply
“What if, at the end when the Death Star is destroyed, they had shown Darth Vader and he shook his fists in the air and said ‘NOOOOOOOOOO!’ and then cried like a little baby?
I would have smacked my head.”
I guess this means you’ll be saving parts I, II and II till Tom Hagen is old enough to learn that sometimes life can really suck.
Jonathan | May 25, 2007 | Reply
That was an awesome article. Kids are so honest and genuine. I look forward to having them and watching plenty of movies with them the first time and talking with them about it. I need to go have a kid right NOW!
dougie p | May 25, 2007 | Reply
I think, perhaps subconsciously, you want Tom Hagen to like Han Solo more than Luke. Or is it Harrison Ford more than Mark Hamill? Truthfully, I can’t blame you.
Edward Copeland | May 25, 2007 | Reply
I have to ask since you named your son Tom Hagen: Does he have the makings of a good consigliere?
Burbanked | May 25, 2007 | Reply
Ideally you followed this link to find the answer to that question, but in short: well of COURSE he does!
Joe Valdez | May 25, 2007 | Reply
“Q: Tell me what you think The Force is.
A: It’s good luck and be strong and stuff like that. Don’t let your ship explode.”
There it is. Don’t let your ship explode. Your son’s the smartest man in the world, Alan.
Tremendous website. I hesitate to call this a blog at all. There’s too much in the way of great images and things to squander my potential looking at. Keep up the great work!
Bob | May 25, 2007 | Reply
Priceless, stuff, Alan. Really priceless.
“He just didn’t like the alien.” I think I should have Tom Hagen write a guest blog update to my post.
As for smacking my head, I think that’s how I would have reacted as well. It’s pretty much what I did throughout the entire second trilogy.
Burbanked | May 26, 2007 | Reply
Thanks for the comments, everybody! Good to see people chimin’ in.
Jonathan - My instinct is to simply watching EVERYTHING with my boys, all the time, but of course most of my favorite movies require a little bit more maturity and perhaps the ability to not be scared by, oh, a bloody horse head left behind in a bed. So patience is important.
dougie p - You could be right; I certainly didn’t mean to lead the witness, I just wanted to see if Tom Hagen picked up that narrative vibe or not. He’s probably still pretty solidly in the “girls are yucky” stage, so that’s fine.
Burbanked | May 26, 2007 | Reply
Joe - thanks for your kind words. And it IS possible that Tom Hagen is the smartest kid in the world. I’m trying to keep that under wraps, however, so that any Evil Geniuses don’t come gunning for him just yet.
Bob - Sorry, Tom Hagen’s writing engagements are booked through ‘07. What, you think I’m going to pay for college?
Carl V. | May 26, 2007 | Reply
Good lord, I’ve been cracking up all the way through this. Nicely done!
D.Prince | May 26, 2007 | Reply
This post just made my day!
MC | May 30, 2007 | Reply
Who doesn’t want to be Han more than Luke? Seriously?
Piper | May 30, 2007 | Reply
Love the post. Brilliant idea to interview your son for the first showing.