Comments on: Bad movie marketing deconstruction: the No Reservations one-sheet. http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/ Mon, 08 Mar 2010 22:57:24 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Burbanked http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/comment-page-1/#comment-110548 Burbanked Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:40:42 +0000 http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/#comment-110548 [...] it’s not that a movie one-sheet has to have a tagline, and I’ve obviously not been shy in the past to share with you when these have been abused by movie marketers. [...]

[...] it’s not that a movie one-sheet has to have a tagline, and I’ve obviously not been shy in the past to share with you when these have been abused by movie marketers. [...]

]]> By: Piper http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/comment-page-1/#comment-25116 Piper Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:47:21 +0000 http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/#comment-25116 So I saw this trailer and you'll be pleased to know that it's keeping with the poster. Serving up Stupid. Stupid and more stupid. My favorite part of the trailer is when Zeta Jones struggles with feeding her daughter (she's a great chef, but her daughter hates her cooking? Oh No!) and Eckhart makes spaghetti and guess what... the girl loves it. Who knew? Zeta Jones sees this and mouths the words "Thank You" to Eckhart. Not a dry eye in the house. So I saw this trailer and you’ll be pleased to know that it’s keeping with the poster. Serving up Stupid. Stupid and more stupid.

My favorite part of the trailer is when Zeta Jones struggles with feeding her daughter (she’s a great chef, but her daughter hates her cooking? Oh No!) and Eckhart makes spaghetti and guess what… the girl loves it. Who knew? Zeta Jones sees this and mouths the words “Thank You” to Eckhart. Not a dry eye in the house.

]]> By: LAZY EYE THEATRE: Time Lost http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/comment-page-1/#comment-14935 LAZY EYE THEATRE: Time Lost Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:04:23 +0000 http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/#comment-14935 <!--%kramer-ref-pre%-->[...] Time also missed Burbanked, a great blog out of Pittsburgh who recently dissected why a one sheet poster for the upcoming movie No Reservations sucks so bad. [...]<!--%kramer-ref-post%-->

Kramer auto Pingback[...] Time also missed Burbanked, a great blog out of Pittsburgh who recently dissected why a one sheet poster for the upcoming movie No Reservations sucks so bad. [...]

]]> By: Piper http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/comment-page-1/#comment-11950 Piper Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:22:17 +0000 http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/#comment-11950 This poster ranks right up there with Because I Said So with poor, poor Diane Keaton. I have to say the second tag line was a clincher for me. Something's cooking this summer... shit that's writing gold, baby. This poster ranks right up there with Because I Said So with poor, poor Diane Keaton.

I have to say the second tag line was a clincher for me. Something’s cooking this summer… shit that’s writing gold, baby.

]]> By: Piper http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/comment-page-1/#comment-11939 Piper Tue, 03 Apr 2007 15:42:35 +0000 http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/#comment-11939 I haven't read the post yet, but just looking at the pictures made me laugh. I'm simple that way. I haven’t read the post yet, but just looking at the pictures made me laugh. I’m simple that way.

]]> By: Mystery Man http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/comment-page-1/#comment-11801 Mystery Man Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:54:57 +0000 http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/#comment-11801 Hehehe... Great post, man. -MM Hehehe…

Great post, man.

-MM

]]> By: Movie Marketing Madness » Blog Archive » No Reservations http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/comment-page-1/#comment-11447 Movie Marketing Madness » Blog Archive » No Reservations Thu, 29 Mar 2007 22:17:04 +0000 http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/#comment-11447 [...] Alan pretty much kills the marketing team that put together the No Reservations poster. Then, just because it’s fun and he’s there, he burns down their house, poops on the ashes, swallows one guys favorite fish whole and leaves those still clinging to life naked and hungry on the a remote snowy hill. I’m going to refrain from chiming in just because Alan handles it so well there’s nothing left for me to say. [...]

[...] Alan pretty much kills the marketing team that put together the No Reservations poster. Then, just because it’s fun and he’s there, he burns down their house, poops on the ashes, swallows one guys favorite fish whole and leaves those still clinging to life naked and hungry on the a remote snowy hill. I’m going to refrain from chiming in just because Alan handles it so well there’s nothing left for me to say. [...]

]]> By: damian http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/comment-page-1/#comment-11306 damian Wed, 28 Mar 2007 23:14:34 +0000 http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/#comment-11306 Well, at least they got the <a href="http://damianarlyn.blogspot.com/2007/03/poster-pet-peeves.html" rel="nofollow">names over the right people.</A> Well, at least they got the names over the right people.

]]> By: Sulu at the Helm http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/comment-page-1/#comment-11284 Sulu at the Helm Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:55:51 +0000 http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/#comment-11284 Forget the spelling. Where can I get this damn dog?!?! Forget the spelling. Where can I get this damn dog?!?!

]]> By: Burbanked http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/comment-page-1/#comment-11281 Burbanked Wed, 28 Mar 2007 18:38:40 +0000 http://burbanked.com/2007/03/28/bad-movie-marketing-deconstruction-the-no-reservations-one-sheet/#comment-11281 Of course I meant "parasite"-infected. I need to fire my editorial staff. Of course I meant “parasite”-infected. I need to fire my editorial staff.

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