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From the brains of the bloggers…

By Burbanked on Jan 19, 2007 in Blogging, Celebrities, Gossip, Movies | 1,136 views |

a.b. normal So what were the film and culture bloggers talking about this week? Let’s take a trip through some of their lofty, wildly-out-of-context prose, shall we?

We’re not talking a misfire or a disappointment; we’re talking droolingly, numbingly stupid.

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Steven Tyler has Grandpa ass.

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…just another annoying wallow by a couple of too-cool-for-planet-Earth filmmakers who have disappeared up the rectums of their own obsessions with trash movie culture.

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You’re wasting my time with this whiny-ass bullshit about how there’s nothing new under the sun.

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I Bet I Can Fit Two Entire Cupcakes In My Mouth At The Same Time

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Sure, it’s apparently just some extra from a gay pirate porno film dabbling in a little purse snatching…

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Redenbacher as an individual suffuses the brand like the creamy butter topping saturating every kernel.

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With a little patience and extra love, your Enterprise will look a lot better than the one you see here.

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(Young Frankenstein image courtesy of the Movie Screenshots blog.)

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