The official Burbanked 2007 Golden Globes picture snark.
By Burbanked on Jan 16, 2007 in Celebrities, Gossip, Movies, TV | 1,413 views |
 For the 178th time, Tom Hanks answers a reporter’s question about the controversial Hanks Vs. Scolari height differential that led to the demise of the groundbreaking, gender-bending show. |
 Aw. I think it’s so nice that Spielberg still brings his mother to these award shows with him. |
 “WE NEED A TISSUE HERE! FOREST WHITAKER IS TEARING UP, DAMNIT! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAS ANYONE GOT A TISSUE? ANY KIND OF TISSUE, PLEASE, OH BY THE GHOST OF TONY RANDALL PLEASE JUST GET A TISSUE FOR MR. WHITAKER, CAN’T YOU?” |
 “No, really, you take it. You don’t understand; I just don’t have room for these anymore. Do you know I can’t even decorate my home like I want because of these damn things? So just go ahead, take it. Please. I’m serious.” |
 Quick: guess which award show this screenshot is from. Fooled you; the answer is “all of them”. |
 The press room always eats it up when Adam West trots out that old “Batusi” routine. |
 As God is my witness, I thought Donald Pleasence was dead. |
 Actual caption for this picture from the People Web site: “Never afraid to go for high drama, the star sizzled in a ’60s-style hairdo and a goddess-like Marchesa gown.”
So why should I try so hard to make this stuff up when the mainstream media is so much more ridiculous than I could ever be? |
(pictures borrowed from The Envelope.com, Best Week Ever, Entertainment Weekly and People.)
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The Jay | Jan 16, 2007 | Reply
Well you’ve pretty much made my Wednesday post “Things Overheard on the Golden Globes Red Carpet” decidedly obselete. So thanks for that. Not.
Ah well, at least yours was funny. Mine was just a series of Cameron Diaz is fugly jokes.
Burbanked | Jan 16, 2007 | Reply
No worries, Jay; I could read your Fugly Diaz prose eight ways to Sunday. Don’t ever change.
And I’m pretty sure “my” Nicholson bit above can be found on roughly 7,274 other sites today, so I’m not sure you should be too concerned with obsolescence. We’re blogs, man, there are no rules!