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By Burbanked on Jan 11, 2007 in Movies, Trailers | 4,109 views |

Once again, the fine young deviants of ChocolateCakeCity.com have created the new gold standard of movie trailer mash-ups. Good golly, but these guys have talent. Enjoy!

Here’s a direct link to The Next James Bond.

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Damian | Jan 12, 2007 | Reply

LOL! Oh my God, that was great!

As both a huge Bond fan AND a big Tom Hanks fan, I have to say that was exceptionally clever.

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