Friday linktrash - with snarky headlines-o-plenty!
By Burbanked on Sep 29, 2006 in Blogging, Celebrities, DVD, Movies, Off the Rails | 1,137 views |
Once again, we find ourselves with just too many links, videos and coffee grounds laying about, lingering in the corners and generally cluttering up the place. Hopefully you - our trusting and extremely patient readership - will get some kind of joy out of the items below, if only to alleviate the guilt we feel at having dumped them upon you. And take some small consolation that we’ve made a minimum effort to create and/or steal some clever headlines with which to introduce the following:
Ashton Kutcher was terrified of embarrassing himself in front of his screen idol, Kevin Costner. But not too embarrassed to admit that his screen idol was Kevin Costner.
When we hear Darth Vader say “I am altering the pants. Pray that I don’t alter them any further.” you can bet that someone has decided to make a list of the top 176 Star Wars lines improved by replacing a word with “pants”.
“This part is really like a dance. Ch-chooow!” - or so relates the ever-guffaw-worthy A.V.Club in their review of actress Milla Jovovich’s Ultraviolet DVD commentary. See? We’re not the only ones who think she’s wacky.
As you can see - bizarrely, creepily - on the right, we’re witnessing a complete reversal to the usual order of things, because wood is sporting Michael Jackson (via Bayraider).
Although it looks pretty good, we feel as though we’ve seen this trailer for Déja Vu before. No, really, that’s not a joke - it looks exactly like Domino and Man On Fire and True Romance and Enemy of the State and…
BLOGUVERSE! BLOGUVERSE! BLOGUVERSE! Wake up, people!
You have a handgun. You have a shotgun. Zombies are approaching. Don’t forget to reload!
My blog-love affair with cartoonist Doug Savage’s terrific daily Savage Chickens (
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because clearly Cage has decided to become action/thriller cinema’s first Polish great-grandma. (
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