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A sad, lifeless, vacant-eyed replica of a once-great filmmaker…

By Burbanked on Jun 9, 2006 in Celebrities, Movies | 675 views |

eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it

…pictured here standingÂ next to a statue of Woody Allen.

(source: Neatorama)

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