The American Idol finale begins tonight. Your journey toward the dark side is nearly complete.
By Burbanked on May 23, 2006 in Celebrities, TV | 1,225 views |
Her: “Listen, you low-rent Michael McDonald. Just because I’m from the Valley doesn’t mean I don’t plan to go fully LA riot on your hayseed ass.”
Him: “Bitch, when I’m done windmilling that perky face into next week, the only gig that’ll accept you is Strolling Magician Tuesday Evenings at the Burbank Ribs USA.”
You may have heard that the final American Idol sing-off is on tonight, with the 2-hour finale firmly cementing us into our armchairs tomorrow. Be there to cast bets as to which will flow more feely: the tears from Hicks’ eyes, regardless of the outcome; or Paula’s nonsensical words of praise-that-has-nothing-to-do-with-the-performance-she’s-just-been-too-blasted-to-watch?
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